Tumblr Mouse Cursors
Punographic

kanyewesticle:

i dont ship…i yacht. im not a low budget bitch

(Source: kanyewesticle)

drakefan666:

kiss me hard before you go, summertime sandler

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raging-woodcock:

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

beauxbatons:

when im dead sext me through a ouija board

(Source: bradick)

fake-ketchup:

my art skills are impeccable

fake-ketchup:

my art skills are impeccable

perryplat:

phinflynn:

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“Y’see, the first time my Dad kissed my Mom was at a Love Handel concert, and it’s their anniversary -“

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“B to the O-R-I-N-G.”

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“Not yet Ferb.”

i love how he doesn’t say ”no, ferb.”

he says ”not yet.”

as in they were planning to bludgeon him with a mace

(Source: phinflynn)

dicktho:

bf: come over
me: dont u have a period?
bf: we’re gay
me: oh yeah

(Source: mcish)

graffeti:

me and my brother were fighting and he grabs his phone and randomly calls a number and he says “is this the dog pound? because my sister is the biggest bitch”